INTERVIEW WITH ROCKTHIRSTY BITCH.
Sothis interview was conducted via e-mail. I sent the questions out to one of the frontrunners for the open guitar position. His name is Dan. Here we go.
Me: So what makes you want to join bennysizzler?
Dan: Well I just got the boot from my band and was looking for something new to do.
Me: You do know they do a lot of drop d tuning stuff right?
Dan: Well i'm not sure about that but they do seem to spend alot of time tuning their guitars in the middle of the set so I guess so.
Me: Wow that's so funny. This is a great interview. I hear you want to call the first benny record "A Rainbow to Ride on". What's in a name?
Dan: Actually it's "A Rainbow to Rock on". Rainbows are magic and they make people smile. that's what I want to do. Make people smile.
Me: Scary. If this band signs, can you hang?
Dan: Come again?
Me: So do you have any words for the competition?
Dan: OK. I rule. I have the chops, the looks, the hot riffs, and the right attitude. I can practice up to three times a month and have all my own equipment.
Me: Thanks. I have no opinion on this subject.
posted by Ronald "Miami" Jefferson @ 6:32 PM
3 Comments:
You forget the emphasis on hot looks and pro attitude.
Do the contestants know that winning the coveted slot is akin to winning a 2 dollar scratch ticket? It gits ya just enough to keep you driving one hour to practice year after year.
"You get out what you put in." That what grandfather call "birds and bees" Any wonder I'm so fucked up? - C Lee M.D.
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