WHAT A GREAT SHOW SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!

I watched LOST on vhs. It was awesome! I think that preggers is gonna die. I want full report on tipsy between OTHER bands.....

I'm gonna have a T.V. party tonight!

Dood, I'm watching tapes of "thirtysomething" ALL NIGHT LONG! Elliot Rules! It was so sad when he had that nervous breakdown and had to leave the agency. Anyway record sales are way up this month. We sold 3 copies of INTO THE UNKNOWN! Since we only pressed 5 that means it's almost sold out. Up next is a comp cd spanning like 25 years of RI rock. It's called "I Am Hate Rhode Island". Yeah dood! I rule! OK I have do go draw the cover for that comp that only LIAM will want. And no you can't just come by and get it. More on this next week.

Don't forget to go see BENNYSIZZLER and company at the living room on saturday. My mom is in town again so I can't go. This is especially funny since my mom never calls me and has visited me twice in the last five years. (just in case you didn't get why that was funny).

And to answer the flood of BLOB HAMMOCK questions, they broke up. I don't know why. You would think that they would go on forever. Evidently I can't keep a joke going for more than a week.

AWESOME RECORDS #1

Our first release is a little album called "INTO THE UNKNOWN" by uhh.... Brad Religion. This record is so awesome that you need you buy it. The price is $3 ppd. "Brad Religion" still denies ever recording it so you know it's good. I accept paypal.

Don't get caught with your pants down. Order your Cdr today! More to come soon!

SOMEONE must be wicked on their period.

Yeah I get it. You posted something on all the recent posts and made rude comments. "Your face is shit" or "your lyrics are shit". whatever. If that is all you can come up with I feel sorry for you. And the fact that you post anonymous doesn't mean I don't know just who you are. I mean duh, you used the same "tampons are up there" joke that you bring out at all social gatherings! No one cares if you used to be in HEART. Not around here. You are for shit and I hope you drown in a pool of animal fat. Unless you drink all the fat and that is the only way you can get out of the pool. By the way HEART lyrics sucked too.

Ex-Heart Rocker Wilson Slams The BLOB

Seen here in a riverside KoC hall performing with her new band "Cotton Pony Overdrive".



What does Ann Wilson have against the BLOB? Who knows?

Big Rock Show Last Night.

That's right! BLOB HAMMOCK finally played out last night. They were really amazing. After the show I snapped this pic while they were drinking in the alley.
No one would share their garden burgers with me so I went home.

BLOB HAMMOCK lyrics leaked!

Wicked Absorbant!
by Blob Hammock

We are wicked absorbant
we'll soak up all you got
it's like you just shoved spongebob
down the front of your coulottes.

WICKED!
ABSORBANT!
WICKED!
PORTABLE!

We'll stop the red invasion
just call us "wolverines"
but if you put us on wrong
we'll stick right to your jeans!

WICKED!
ABSORBANT!
WICKED!
FUN!

BLOB T-Shirts outselling Benny by a 3 to 1 margin!

get yours now!

BLOB HAMMOCK RECORDS RADIO-FRIENDLY SINGLE

Final touches being put on hit single "wicked absorbent".

NEW SUPERGROUP!!!!

New Shirt design!!

let me know what you think. Send all cash to me.

Dood

some super hot chick walked up to me and said HI and then walked away in a hurry. I heard her say to her friend "he has a ring". That means I'm so hott that they were all like "that guy is hott. you should talk to him. No way he is wayyy to hott for me."

And the gail clone is more like the ani-gail. Dude smokes and drinks in the middle of songs! That is radd! If he was a clone he'd be nibbling on munchos between songs instead.

So here is a recap of the show. Band was good. I was HOTT. Crowd seemed into it. I bet if there was a "merch table" they would have made more money than jesus. BTW I have a new t-shirt design. I'll post it later....