Monday, February 14, 2005

BLOB HAMMOCK lyrics leaked!

Wicked Absorbant!
by Blob Hammock

We are wicked absorbant
we'll soak up all you got
it's like you just shoved spongebob
down the front of your coulottes.

WICKED!
ABSORBANT!
WICKED!
PORTABLE!

We'll stop the red invasion
just call us "wolverines"
but if you put us on wrong
we'll stick right to your jeans!

WICKED!
ABSORBANT!
WICKED!
FUN!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo Chong, what happened the other night? You missed the rock show!

12:39 PM  
Blogger Ronald "Miami" Jefferson said...

Dude I don't know who this "chong" is but yeah I missed the big show. I was even in Newport that night. Babysit offer ran out around 11pm though. I still haven't seen "Sucky Pig Fuck" live yet..... Oh well. I heard there was a drunk guy at the show and it WASN'T me. That is not cool.

2:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry, my bad. I can't imagine how I got you two mixed up

11:45 AM  
Blogger Ronald "Miami" Jefferson said...

Ya dood our humor is totally different. He likes to cut people down. I'm more of a prop comic.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tampons aren't number one...

but THEY'RE UP THERE!!

6:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

spotty lyrics at best

5:06 PM  

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